- Tim Riley
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Diesel fuels mayhem in 'XXX' action; 'MacGyver' back on TV
XXX: RETURN OF XANDER CAGE (Rated PG-13)
Vin Diesel has been in so many “Fast and Furious” films with car chase madness and violent action scenes that it is easy to forget that he first appeared as Xander Cage in the original “XXX” fifteen years.
Not much has changed in the intervening years since Diesel returns now to “XXX: Return of Xander Cage,” and his Xander is still the protégé of Samuel L. Jackson’s NSA Agent Gibbons when first recruited to be an unconventional spy so long ago.
Diesel’s Xander Cage is no ordinary mortal, as that becomes abundantly evident in some of the films more outrageously cartoonish moments. After all, Xander was enlisted to use his extreme athletic skills to combat ruthless enemies and he won’t disappoint now.
There was a second Triple X film about a dozen years ago, starring Ice Cube as Darius Stone, that has been largely forgotten. Yet, that didn’t stop the press notes from claiming that fans have been demanding the return of Xander for nearly a decade.
Sorry, but I failed to notice the public clamor, but maybe that’s because I have never been a faithful attendee of the San Diego Comic Con, an annual Woodstock for the geek squad from which emanates so much of modern pop culture.
Nevertheless, I think we can sum up this Vin Diesel exercise in mayhem in a few short words. Xander is back to flex his awesome muscles to fight a bunch of bad guys to recover a deadly weapon known as Pandora’s Box.
The weapon, able to launch satellites into attack mode, has been stolen, and nebulous government operative Jane Marke (Toni Collette) recruits Xander to retrieve the dangerous device from the wrong hands.
Enter Chinese villain Xiang (Donnie Yen), a bad-ass alpha warrior who is every bit as imposing and compelling as his nemesis Xander. Xiang’s crew includes the lethal Serena (Bollywood star Deepika Padukone) and the energetic bleached-blond Talon (Tony Jaa).
Xander puts together his own team, the most memorable of which is the deadly sniper Adele Wolff (Ruby Rose), but a lot can be said for the comic relief delivered by the slightly insane stunt driver Tennyson Torch (Rory McCann).
The essence of “XXX: Return of Xander Cage” is distilled by that which proves to be most titillating for action junkies: explosions, guns, action and girls in bikinis. The formula is simple but effective.
I don’t think much attention will be paid by the Diesel-fueled action fans to the nuance of shifting allegiances, betrayals and double-crosses. But then, I must admit, Ice Cube showing up in a vintage muscle car is part of the film’s cool factor.
TV Corner: 'MacGyver' on CBS network
The winter brings a new crop of mid-season television series which will soon hit the radar of this column as long as previews of the same come to our attention.
It’s no easy task trying to keep up with the wide range of choices on network and cable. In fact, it’s a fool’s errand to even try to be up to speed on everything.
Meanwhile, given the public appetite for remakes and reunions, let’s take a look at one of the year’s boldest, or perhaps foolhardy, attempts to revive a vintage series with a fresh coat of reinvention.
Well, I have no idea what Richard Dean Anderson is doing these days, but I do wonder what he might think of the CBS Network restoring his knack for using paper clips and chewing gum to fashion spy gadgetry to get out of a jam.
Indeed, I am talking about “MacGyver,” which now stars Lucas Till as Angus “Mac” MacGyver, a tousle-haired whiz kid with special skills as a government operative working out of a secretive organization run by Patricia Thornton (Sandrine Holt).
But Till’s MacGyver is not quite the lone wolf of his predecessor, though it appears that he could do quite well on his very own armed only with a Swiss Army knife and a satchel full of ordinary office supplies.
Now he’s got some muscle behind him with the macho Jack Dalton (George Eads), a former CIA agent familiar with packing some heat. Tough in her own right is Riley Davis (Tristin Mays), an expert hacker fresh out of prison to back up the MacGyver crew.
In late breaking news, it can now be revealed that Sandrine Holt is out of the show, replaced by Meredith Eaton as Matty Webber, the new head of the Phoenix Foundation.
It remains to be seen if a major cast change in mid-stream will be a boon or a bust for a show that’s biggest selling point might be as the lead-in to “Hawaii Five-O.”
Tim Riley writes film and television reviews for Lake County News.